After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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