I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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