so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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