Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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