: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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