She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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