I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
i out mim tonsoeep
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