The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I fill condoms, not promises.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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