You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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