big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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