If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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