it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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