Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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