I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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