im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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