if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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