mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
40s are totally the cure
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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