Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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