I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
...so i touched it.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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