I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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