dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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