Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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