just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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