dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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