thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I intend to get homeless drunk
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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