Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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