we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
is it fun? or sober?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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