yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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