Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Life is so much better after having sex.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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