i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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