i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize
