STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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