That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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