Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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