$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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