i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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