Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Let's get the cat blown out
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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