She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
