can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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