Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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