It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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