a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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