but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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