I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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