Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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