Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Bring me that man meat
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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