he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Randomize