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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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