I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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