what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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