Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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