oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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