Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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