You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
