why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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