She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
is it fun? or sober?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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