For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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